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"I'm sexy, single, and back baby!"
-Sakura Mazaki
Danny: Eh, I bet it's goin' smooth so far. After all, the Te--
(Somehow, MagiAngel Andrela comes in and touches Danny's back)
Danny: Hm?
MagiAngel Andrela: Hey, Danny. It's been a while.
Danny: Oh! Andrela! Long time no see...where have you gone?
MagiAngel Andrela: Long story. Being gone for a year sure is something, you know?
Danny: Well, yeah...pretty much. My creator sure hasn't done anything for a while...
Me: ..... ^_^'
Danny: He should get back to the drawing spirit.
Me: Well, now that you've mentioned it...yeah, I haven't done anything in a while. No Sonic-related art, no Danny the Panda pics...
MagiAngel Andrela: Well, I'm sure you'll...
MagiAngel Christie: Hello, Danny!
MagiAngel Andrela & Danny: Eh?
(MagiAngel Christie comes in and is seen wearing a bra and panties.)
MagiAngel Andrela: Christie, for the love of God, PLEASE PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!
MagiAngel Christie: So Danny, how are you feeling? I haven't seen you since you kicked Lance Ishiyama's ass!
Danny: Yeah, it sure has been a...
MagiAngel Andrela: DON'T IGNORE ME, DAMNIT!
MagiAngel Christie: You know, that hedgehog guy's been such a bastard, pushing people around and terrorizing cities...I'm glad you put an end to his evil ways.
MagiAngel Andrela: Christie, you BITCH!!!!
MagiAngel Christie: You sure are lucky to have four girls around you. Have you been watching any harem anime lately?
Danny: Well...
MagiAngel Christie: You know, the Tenchi series sure has been popular to fans everywhere nowadays...Tenchi and Seina sure are the luckiest guys to have a lot of gi--
MagiAngel Ayame: (comes in and kicks MagiAngel Christie out of the way) Get away from Danny, Christie!
Me: I think I'd better leave now...this fight's about to start. (turns around and runs away)
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Wanna know what I think about Android 18?
She is a complete slut, a cybernetic buttcrack, a total ass-sucker, an ugly-ass Playboy addict, a dominatrix wanna-be, and oh yeah, A B-I-T-C-H, BITCH!
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